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Witty Wine Three-liners
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Witty Wine Three-liners

The holidays are a chance to give a touching gift and jot down a few kind thoughts. Sometimes the card you find at the store is just right for that sweet, sentimental thing you want to say to another human that you love. Then, there’s our three-liner wine cards that capture the emotion you’re really feeling. Bonus: Some of them are haikus! 

 

Our bottles are already pretty and we actually recommend handing them out naked, no wrapping necessary. Print these cards out, punch a hole in the corner, and attach them with a string to your friend’s favorite bottle of Ménage. And, of course, if you just want to skip all of that and steal these, promise us you’ll write them in your finest penmanship.

Download the cards here: 

Your wish list was kind of long…

So here’s a gift card,

and some wine. 

 

You’re a true friend,

one who really knows me, 

so I got you a gift I could enjoy too.

 

This bottle of wine is just your first present. 

I’m buying the rest tomorrow, 

when we raid the clearance holiday candy aisle.

 

I’m always happy to see you, 

and celebrating things with you is lovely. 

I got you this wine present, and there’s a corkscrew in my pocket. 

 

I got you the gift of wine. 

I drank half, but the other half of the gift is…

Look, I can do a back flip! 

I know we’re just having fun at this ugly sweater party, 

but I feel like this could be it.

This could be the year we bring back turtle necks!

 

A non-judgmental toast to those still decorating.

If you left the lights up year-round,

maybe you wouldn’t have this problem. 

 

 Oh baby, that tree!

I love how you put that tree up for me.

Let’s drink this wine in bed.  

After we drink your Christmas present, 

we’re going to buy you some new boots;

because what are those? 

HAIKUS:

Jingle Bells is fine, 

While we drink this wine all night, 

No bells tomorrow. 

 

After we survive. 

I mean, see our families, 

This bottle’s for us.  

 

Yeah, we’re both single. 

At least we’ve got each other, 

to drink and laugh with. 

We wish you a very merry…and witty Holiday season! 

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