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DIY Projector Get-Together with Ménage à Trois Wines
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DIY Projector Get-Together with Ménage à Trois Wines

You feel it, and it’s more than the nip of cooler air, or the leaves passionately becoming a landscape of orange and red inspiration. We’re talking about the feeling that comes this time of year, when you’re only desire is to get cozy with a few of the best people you know to clink a couple glasses of Ménage à Trois reds and give each other some real quality time.
 
Naturally, when we found out that there’s a DIY hack for making your own projector, we had to share it here. Depending on your group of friends, you’ve got an array of options to make your projector get-together one for the books: Create adorably embarrassing picture slideshows, stream movies, or even challenge your guests to a dance off while streaming classic music videos.
 
We’ll leave it up to you, as far as decorating the shoebox casing, though, we do adore and recommend using lots of glitter. That said, here are the basics you’ll need:
1. Shoebox (preferably one that’s dark inside)
2. Paperclip
3. Electrical or black duct tape
4. Magnifying glass (check dollar item retail shops)
5. Knife with razor edge
6. And, of course, a smartphone packed with media, memories, and music
 
We’ve provided a quick step-by-step, but we also suggest checking out any, many, and plenty of the videos you can find on the Internet.
1. First, you’ll want to break the handle off of the magnifying glass, if you haven’t already done so from excitement.
2. Now, with a steady hand, trace around the magnifying lens on the outside of the short side of your shoebox.
3. Carefully use your knife to cut inside of the tracing. Don’t cut too much, because you don’t want a lot of extra light getting in or out around the edges of your magnifying lens.
4. Poke or cut a small hole in the opposite end for your phone’s power cable.
5. Pre-cut about 10-15, 1-inch-long strips of electrical or black duct tape.
6. Fit the magnifying glass against the large hole and use your 1-inch-long strips of tape to hold the lens in place.
7. Bend your paperclip into a stand for your phone (look for a tutorial online for some help).
8. You’re going to need to flip the screen. Most smartphone users can find this feature under Settings > General > Accessibility, and you’ll be able to ‘rotate screen’ from there (again, there are so many tutorials online to help with this).
9. From here, just play around with your focus by moving the phone and stand closer to the lens or further away. It all depends on how big of an image you’re trying to cast. You’ll also want to check your brightness settings.
10. Hang up a white sheet or use a white wall, and bam, you’ve got a projector.

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Wine Time Capsule with Ménage à Trois Wines
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Wine Time Capsule with Ménage à Trois Wines

In the spirit of celebrating the genuineness of that genuine bond between tight friends, and a brand spanking new year ahead, we’ve got a simple idea that can turn a regular evening of sipping into something inspired. We say, don’t just drink that bottle of Silk, but instead, turn it into a wine time capsule. The guidelines can be as loose as you want, but here’s how our crew is doing it:

We chose a white wine bottle for the picture above, but a Ménage à Trois Midnight or Silk provides a nice dark bottle to keep those secret scrawls safe.

Next, we’ve got a myriad of lush, textured paper — and some trusty notebook pages for the minimalists in the group.
Likewise, we brought out all the colored markers, pencils, fancy pens, and even crayons.

We also grabbed a few pairs of fancy scissors to cut the paper into fun shapes, but that’s entirely optional. We just really like getting carried away with our wine crafting.

Once the first bottle is empty, we’ll turn it upside down, give it a good shake to get those last drops out, and finally, aim a hair dryer inside for a few minutes. (Make sure you’ve kept at least one cork!)

As we finish the second (or third) bottle, we’ll take time to write down a few things. We’ve decided to write a little or big promise to ourselves for the coming year.

After everyone is happy with their paper promises, we’ll put them in the dry bottle, cork it, and seal it using the original cork and duct tape. Then, we’ll pick our most sentimental friend to toss it in the closet for exactly one year.

Next year, we’ll meet up to unearth the wine time capsule and see where we all ended up. A lot can happen in a year.

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Host a Ménage à Trois Beach Soirée in Winter
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Host a Ménage à Trois Beach Soirée in Winter

Winter is a wonderful time for sipping wine and getting cozy by the fire, but every once in a while this chilly season outwears its welcome. If you’re feeling the bite of the winter blues, why not heat things up by hosting an indoor beach party for your favorite folks. Invite friends to forget the freezing temps and show up in their best beach-themed attire (bundled up under their jackets, of course) for a night of surf, sun, and sand. Give guests a taste of summer by transporting them to an exotic island locale with sea-themed decor, tropical wine cocktails, and warm-weather foods that will leave the snow outside all but forgotten.
 
To get this stay-cation started, get ready to break out the beach gear. Upon arrival, crank up the thermostat and invite partygoers to swap parkas, scarves, and snow boots for shorts, bathing suits, sarongs, and flip-flops. Sunglasses, sun hats, and snorkel gear make great photo props, too.
 
Next, serve up tropical wine cocktails. Because, let’s face it: the only thing frosted should be your glass. Channel the tropics with wine cocktails made with Ménage à Trois reds. Try a simple red wine spritzer, fruity red sangria, or your own summery concoction made with Ménage à Trois wine.
 
Finally, feed your guests’ insatiable appetite for everything summer. Everyone will chow down on summer staples like hot dogs, burgers, and anything watermelon you can find, along with other tropical fruits, for a menu that plays up this party’s beachy vibes.

Last but in no way least, turn up the heat by turning up the volume on your favorite summer beach music.

Chances are if you love it, all your guests will, too. After all, nothing feels more like summer than dancing the night away while indulging in some tantalizing summertime cocktails.

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Ménage à Trois Prosecco & Popcorn: Game Day's Best Match Up
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Ménage à Trois Prosecco & Popcorn: Game Day's Best Match Up

You don’t have to be a football fanatic to enjoy watching your hometown quarterback and team make the best plays while
vying for the ultimate trophy, especially when you already have your sparkling trophy in hand, and you’re drinking it.
It’s a superb reason to host a football soiree with your S.O. and friends.

So, to kick off your game day playtime, we suggest the ultimate thrill of a match-up: Ménage à Trois Prosecco and palate-pleasing popcorn.

Just a side note: For this event, we recommend foregoing the typical champagne flute and going for a fuller body glass, which actually
gives the tingly bubbles and aroma more space to play in.

PLAIN POPCORN:
Hot crunchy kernels will complement our Prosecco's refreshing rising bubbles. Serve air-popped corn without butter, sprinkle with sea salt, and maybe a little freshly ground black pepper for an added eye-opening bite.
 
BUTTERED POPCORN:
Serve classic stovetop popcorn in peanut oil; pour popcorn into large bowl. Then add salt and melted butter to taste — you can also add 1 cup of freshly-grated Parmesan cheese — just enough for some extra kick.

TRUFFLED POPCORN:
Truffled popcorn is known to have black truffle salt, white truffle oil, and freshly-grated Parmesan cheese, and tastes sublime with Prosecco. It’s one tasty touchdown in every bite.

Teaming up Ménage à Trois Prosecco and popcorn together is a savvy way to make a great play and keep your game day party popping.

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Let your New Year’s Resolutions Sparkle with Menage a Trois Prosecco
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Let your New Year’s Resolutions Sparkle with Menage a Trois Prosecco

There’s nothing more pleasurable than discovering that something you really love also loves you back in unexpected and surprising ways. That’s the case with Ménage a Trois Prosecco. It totally helps inspire you to uphold your passionate New Years resolutions all year long, which we’re sure you’ll agree, is another reason to celebrate your goals all year long.

What Calories? ​
If you’re concerned about calorie and sugar content, Prosecco may be the drink for you. It contains less calories than beer, and many other types of adult beverages, and a standard champagne glass is far smaller than most others types of glassware. A standard glass contains roughly 80 calories, and has terrific antioxidant. Plus, Prosecco will inspire you to eat good stuff because it pairs so well with a heathy fare, like fresh fruit tarts. Now, if that’s not a reason to make sparks fly with us all year long, we don’t know what is. ​

Uplifting Bubbles. ​
We’ll tickle your fancy with rising, sparkling bubbles, and floral fragrance. You’ll succumb to our lovely citrus and bright green apple flavors — as they dance across your palate, delivering you bursts of effervescent bliss, and a delectable finish. Drinks such as Prosecco have been known to make people drink slower, as well as feel full quicker. Once again, this can be good news for your waist line. Best of all, Ménage a Trois Prosecco bubbles lift your spirits is deliciously fun and exiting ways so every sip makes you feel like your celebrating the joys of life all year long. ​

This light in calories, spectacular sparkler is fabulously flirtatious and fun-loving all year long, so keeping your New Year’s Resolutions going all year long is deliciously easy and uplifting.

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Warm Your Spirit And A Whole Lot More With Our Ménage Mulled Gold Cocktail

Mulled wine is a winter classic, but a Ménage à Trois Mulled Gold Chardonnay brings so much more taste to the table. December is a divine time to rouse all your senses with our enticingly sublime Mulled Gold cocktail.

Though Mulled wine is famously prepared with red wine, all of us at Ménage à Trois like to “experiment threely” and we know you do, too. Well, there’s no matchup for a Mulled wine cocktail made with our Ménage à Trois Gold Chardonnay. And to create an even more tantalizing tasting experience we suggest some cinnamon, rosemary and oranges.

Have fun cuddling up to this warm spirited cocktail and of course whomever you share it with.

Ménage à Trois Mulled Gold Ingredients
Batch Recipe (Serves 4-6)
1 bottle Menage a Trois Gold or Chardonnay
3 tbsp honey or ¼ cup granulated sugar
1 lemon (thinly sliced)
2 cinnamon sticks
3 pods of star anise
10 pods of whole cloves
10 pods of whole allspice
Additional lemon (thinly sliced) and cinnamon sticks for garnish.

Over medium heat, combine Menage a Trois wine and honey or sugar. Mix until combined. Add in lemon slices, cinnamon sticks, star anise, whole cloves, and whole allspice. Heat for 20 minutes until desired strength of spice is reached. Do not simmer as this will burn off the alcohol. To serve, strain liquid to remove spices. Pour cocktail into mug, serve hot and enjoy!

Suggested Garnish: you may add in fresh thin sliced lemons and a cinnamon stick or you may garnish with lemon wheel with or without cinnamon stick.

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Ménage Prosecco Bellinis: Get Fresh, Fruity and Flirty With Us
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Ménage Prosecco Bellinis: Get Fresh, Fruity and Flirty With Us

It's time to take over cocktail hour. With a recipe that's easy to switch up with the flavors you lust for most, each sip of our refreshing Ménage à Trois Prosecco Fruitful Bellini will leave you longing for the next. This wine cocktail recipe marries Ménage à Trois Menage Prosecco with a myriad of flirty, fruitful flavors like strawberry, peach, and blueberry, and will leave you thinking "oooh la la!"  

Perfect for a brunch gathering with the girls, or even as a way to enjoy any fruit that you have in the fridge – let your creativity reign with countless ways to combine fresh seasonal fruit flavors, each glass is a new journey in flavor. Bubble up to one, and the ones you love!  

Ingredients:
2 fluid ounces peach juice
4 fluid ounces chilled sparkling
1 tablespoon raspberry juice

How to Prepare: 
Place your fruit of choice with lemon juice, and sugar in the bowl of a food processor fitted with a steel blade and process until smooth. Press the mixture through a sieve and discard the any fruit solids in the sieve.
Place 2 tablespoons of the fruit puree into each champagne style glass and fill with cold Ménage à Trois Prosecco.
Serve immediately and cheer to the New Year.

We wish you a very fruitful New Year!

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The Gift of Ménage à Trois Wine Butter
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The Gift of Ménage à Trois Wine Butter

We see new cooking trends arise every year, but none have captivated us quite like wine butter. Just seeing those two words together makes us swoon. If you’re anything like us, you already love cooking with real butter, and of course, you don’t mind spilling a little Ménage à Trois California White in your shrimp scampi.
 
Naturally, when we discovered the almost endless flavor possibilities of wine butter, we knew we had to share them with you. This accoutrement is versatile and easy to create, plus, it tastes and looks amazing on top of a thick, meaty steak. Don’t take our word for it, though. Next time you’re ready to roll up your sleeves and go exploring for new taste sensations, we hope you’ll experiment with one of these tasty Wine butter recipes with your desired Ménage à Trois wine.

Butter + Ménage Silk+ Sharp White Cheddar — Eat atop water crackers or use it to make mac ‘n’ cheese.
Ingredients you’ll need:
- 1 stick butter, room temperature
- 1/4 cup grated sharp white cheddar cheese
- 2 Tablespoons Ménage Silk

How to prepare:
Mix all ingredients in a mini food processor until smooth.
Then scoop butter onto wax or parchment paper and roll into a log. Store in the freezer.

Butter + Ménage Cabernet Sauvignon + Shallot — Douse steak with this butter after cooking it to perfection in a skillet.
Ingredients you’ll need:
- 1 stick butter, room temperature
- 1/2 shallot
- 2 Tablespoons Ménage à Trois Cabernet Sauvignon
How to prepare:
Mix, mix, mix! Roll, roll, roll.

Butter + Ménage Chardonnay + Dill + Lemon Zest — Top barbecued salmon or eat with pita bread.
Ingredients you’ll need:
1 stick butter, room temperature
- 2 Tablespoons Ménage à Trois Chardonnay
- 1 Tablespoon dill
- zest from one lemon
How to Prepare:
Mix the butter first to help when incorporating the other ingredients.
Also, really push the wax paper under the butter as you start to roll.

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Ménage à Trois Prosecco Lollipops: One More Reason To Love Your Bubbly!
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Ménage à Trois Prosecco Lollipops: One More Reason To Love Your Bubbly!

Ménage à Trois Prosecco infused lollipops are a simply fabulous party favor, all year, and wonderfully suited for New Year’s Eve and Day.
They’re a delectable new way to ring in the New Year, and will bring some silly, yet seriously delicious cheer to everyone of your party goers. Best of all, now you can have your Ménage à Trois Prosecco and eat it, too.

Prosecco Lollipop Ingredients:
1/4 Cup and 1 Teaspoon of Ménage à Trois Prosecco
2 Tablespoons Cold Water
3/4 Cup Sugar
3 Tablespoons Corn Syrup
1/8 Teaspoon Salt
Directions:
Use a lollipop mold or a silicone mat on a baking sheet.
Mix together only 1/4 cup of the Ménage à Trois Prosecco and the water, sugar, corn syrup, and salt in a saucepan until all of the sugar is wet.
Bring the mixture to a boil over medium heat, stirring occasionally.
Then boil to 300°F (149°C) without stirring.
Remove from the heat , and, working quickly, mix in the remaining 1 teaspoon of champagne.
Still working with haste, drop the syrup into either lollipop molds or onto a silicone mat.

Helpful Preparation Tips:
If using lollipop molds, quickly drop the syrup from the tip of a large spoon into the cavities of the lollipop molds.
Place a lollipop stick in the center of each disk, and twist it 180 degrees so that it’s fully covered in syrup. Let cool completely.
If using a silicone mat, quickly drop the syrup onto the silicone mat so that it forms 2-inch disks and immediately after plopping the syrup on the sheets place a lollipop stick in the center of each disk and twist it 180 degrees so that it’s fully covered in syrup.
Let cool completely.
Peel the lollipops from the molds or silicone and store in an airtight container, preferably at least overnight to allow the flavors to develop, until ready to indulge.

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Witty Wine Three-liners
Ménage à Trois Named Official Wine Sponsor of the 2015 San Francisco LGBT Pride Celebration and Parade.

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Witty Wine Three-liners

The holidays are a chance to give a touching gift and jot down a few kind thoughts. Sometimes the card you find at the store is just right for that sweet, sentimental thing you want to say to another human that you love. Then, there’s our three-liner wine cards that capture the emotion you’re really feeling. Bonus: Some of them are haikus! 

 

Our bottles are already pretty and we actually recommend handing them out naked, no wrapping necessary. Print these cards out, punch a hole in the corner, and attach them with a string to your friend’s favorite bottle of Ménage. And, of course, if you just want to skip all of that and steal these, promise us you’ll write them in your finest penmanship.

Download the cards here: 

Your wish list was kind of long…

So here’s a gift card,

and some wine. 

 

You’re a true friend,

one who really knows me, 

so I got you a gift I could enjoy too.

 

This bottle of wine is just your first present. 

I’m buying the rest tomorrow, 

when we raid the clearance holiday candy aisle.

 

I’m always happy to see you, 

and celebrating things with you is lovely. 

I got you this wine present, and there’s a corkscrew in my pocket. 

 

I got you the gift of wine. 

I drank half, but the other half of the gift is…

Look, I can do a back flip! 

I know we’re just having fun at this ugly sweater party, 

but I feel like this could be it.

This could be the year we bring back turtle necks!

 

A non-judgmental toast to those still decorating.

If you left the lights up year-round,

maybe you wouldn’t have this problem. 

 

 Oh baby, that tree!

I love how you put that tree up for me.

Let’s drink this wine in bed.  

After we drink your Christmas present, 

we’re going to buy you some new boots;

because what are those? 

HAIKUS:

Jingle Bells is fine, 

While we drink this wine all night, 

No bells tomorrow. 

 

After we survive. 

I mean, see our families, 

This bottle’s for us.  

 

Yeah, we’re both single. 

At least we’ve got each other, 

to drink and laugh with. 

We wish you a very merry…and witty Holiday season! 

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